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Welcome to Dave's quotes! Its just so hard to pick a favorite. Its Dave's unique brand of irony and pessimism that just makes him so darn lovable!Maybe one day he'll even start his own Dave-isms.

"People are sheep!"
"I'm going to build a bridge from my house to Fryes. And its going to be wonderful!"
"If dogs were meant to eat in houses, they would be fit to contruct them. Like humans."
"Margaritas aren't totally girly drinks are they? Cuz I like them!"
 
 

"I swear I'm only going for 1 pint!"
"Its hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent."
"So Kelly, how many pints do I have to buy you before you pass out?"
"I don't care how many shoes you buy Sara. As long as they're cheap!"
 



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